Thomas Hooker Watermelon Ale

Thomas Hooker
Bloomfield, Connecticut

Grade: C
ABV: 4.8%
Style: Fruit beer
Serve in: Flute


Gah. Like a watered-down blonde. Like a piece of stale watermelon gum. This beer doesn’t taste like ANYTHING. I have a hard time even calling it beer. No hops, no malts. Just watermelon extract. Though this very blandness could definitely allow for me to drink about 12 of them in the sun on a beautiful summer day. But if I was in the awesome position to do that, I could probably find something a bit better.


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